Thursday, December 18, 2025
Summary
Speaker Johnson suspiciously sent Congress home, conveniently avoiding the impending full release of the Epstein files.
Full Story
🧩 Simple Version
So, here's the deal: House Speaker Mike Johnson decided Congress needed an early weekend. He sent everyone packing, which would be totally fine, except for one tiny, teensy detail.
This early dismissal happened just before the Justice Department was set to unleash the full, unredacted Epstein files. Bano says this isn't just convenient; it's practically a magic trick to make accountability disappear.
⚖️ The Judgment
This situation, my dear citizens, is not just bad. It is
EXTREMELY POLITICALLY BAD
It's the kind of political maneuver that makes you wonder if Capitol Hill has a secret
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